ok over the past week I been getting messages from some men asking personal question about me as if they want to go out or something so since I missed your messages and dont do messages let me just post it here so you can all see it at once and then you can decide if you still want to take me out ok. I am older than dirt, I have a big ass nose and ass, I look pregnant half the time because of jelly rolls and I eat way more than any man could ever dream of and I snort while I eat like a pig. Not really blonde either thanks to the bottle, Before we go out you must take a blood test that assures you have no diseases that you can spread because everyone knows thats all these things are about anyway is a quick lay. Your left hand ring finger must not contain a tan line or wedding ring indention. A full financial statement is required as well as your up to date bank balance cuz IB damn if you gonna stick me with a bill and expect to get layed. You might need to provide a permission slip from your mother or current girlfriend also because lets face it you probably have one or the other and you think internet dating is safe. I get back to you on the rest of the requirements once you meet the above. Thank you.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:13:28 +0000
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