ok so if this was the call you got on your first night as a security guard would you stay? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. Im finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but Im here to tell you theres nothing to worry about. Uh, youll do fine. So, lets just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, lets see, first theres an introductory greeting from the company that Im supposed to read. Uh, its kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death have occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but theres really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? Id probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, theyre left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of 87. Yeah. I-Its amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably wont recognize you as a person. Theyll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since thats against the rules here at Freddy Fazbears Pizza, theyll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldnt be so bad if the suits themselves werent filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they dont tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. Ill chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. ” — Phone
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 14:20:06 +0000
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