*phone rings* Me: Hello? Him: Excuse me, maam, I must inform you that your computer is running illegal software... Me: HA HA WHUT Him: Yes, maam, this is very serious. There is a weakness in Windows... Me: Put me on your Do Not Call list. Him: Maam, you dont understand, there is illegal software running on your computer that Windows... Me: YOU ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO PUT ME ON A DO NOT CALL LIST WHEN I REQUEST IT. I AM REQUESTING IT. Him: Maam, do not shout at me. I am trying to help you, your computer is running illegal software... Me: You dont know anything about my computer! I DONT USE WINDOWS. Him: What? Oh. You dont use Windows? Um.... KBYE. *click* Me: *sigh*
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 01:01:22 +0000
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