picking my Fantasy Football team for this week. Here are the key choices and matchups: 1) Obviously, running back is whats on everyones mind. Do you go with Ray Rice, or stick with Adrian Peterson. I think beating a child will get you the points, so lets go AP! Surprise pick here would be Oscar Pistorius, but im told hes not eligible. 2) At tight end, if you havent locked up Aaron Hernandez...well, someone else already has. 3) So many possible options for your all-suspended team, but im going to say forget josh gordon, and look at surprise pick Jim Irsay. hes drinking and driving his way into all of our hearts, and hes a rich pill-popping shithead who inherited his wealth to boot! a real two-way player. 4) for the concussion slot, so many options. do you go with aaron williams from the bills, or james wright or vontaze burfict from the bengals, or jonathan cyprien from the jags, or demitri goodson or eddie lacy from the jets, or do you keep it NorCal style with chris culliver from the 49ers or nick roach for the raiders? so many choices, and hey, those are just the ones who were reported! surprise pick here: every player in the NFL! give them time, their brains will all be mush for your benefit soon enough. 5) the all ACL team has too many names to list, so just choose someone at random. theres a 1 in 5 chance they will suffer a severe knee injury soon enough! 6) Pick Tony Romo for your QB because thats inherently funny. hope you enjoy your football this weekend, sports fans!
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 17:17:15 +0000
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