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public m@sterbation I think I have a problem, when I was 10 I taught myself how to jerk it, it took a couple months of trail and error but eventually I discovered m@sterbation. I felt like I had just invented fire. I had no real social life so all I would do is spank my monkey, I would sit in the tub for 4 to 5 hours a day and just toss my turkey, we had crappy internet so i could never really flog my hog to internet p*rn. and we only had 3 channels so id wait untill the runway show came on everyday and id whip my whilly to that. Id do it like 5x a day sometimes to the point where choking my snake started to burn. Grade 4 or 5 was the first time i ever painted my pickle in public. In school, i sat at the back of the class so it was pretty easy. Id take bathroom breaks once or twice a day just to go beat my meat. I moved elementary schools like 5x before going to highschool and i roped the pony in every single one, and it didnt stop then. On my lonely days in highschool I would go into t he bathroom at lunch and play a flute solo, I did this at all 3 highschools i went to. Fast food restaurants, fancy restaurants, strangers houses, movie theatres, disneyworld and universal studios public washrooms, litterally everywhere i go i burp the worm.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 06:21:20 +0000

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