rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ ......... ......... ......... ...... sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ???????? rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - BRUCE LEE was a great man But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man... why? Because he became MAMU LEE! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... .. aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ ....... kyun???????? ????????? ?? kyun???????? ?????? bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ who made Ganesh to Anesh...???? ThinK...... Think...... okay..... " KAILASH KHER " tere naam se " G " loon.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Ek nadi thi...... uske upar ek pull bana hua tha..... pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...... sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi..... Guess who was the lucky guy?????? ......... ........ .......... Keep Guessing.... .. ........ ........ ........ Chalo yaar....the answer is "KISNA" Jo hai albela mad naino wala... jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala..... woh kisna hai ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- if cat crosses your way when you are going somewhere , what does that mean....? .. ... ... .. ..... ..... ..... ..... means cat is also going somewhere.....:P
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 07:01:16 +0000
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