remember school exams? i would have loved to give this exam back to our science teacher mr MIGHTY MOUSE. Q. In which battle did napoleon die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed? A. At the bottom of the page. Q. The macquarie river flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. What is the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner. Q. What looks like half an apple? A.The other half. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea,what does it become? A. Wet. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q. If you have 2 watermellons and 2 rockmellons in one hand and 8 oranges in the other hand,what would you have? A.VERY LARGE HANDS!!
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