riiing.... Me: Hello?! Direct TV guy: I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for good channels, I can tell you I dont have cable. But what I do have are a very particular set of dishes; dishes I have acquired over a very long career. dishes that make me a dream come true for people like you. If you let cable go now, thatll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you dont, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will dish you. Me: okay geez ill get it... gosh freaking idiot..
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:06:17 +0000
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