sams first car, an agreement we made that she saves a specific amount on her own and I make a car happen, Sam is about to make good her part so Ive been shopping. Responding to ads and looking at a few cars every afternoon and the meaning of some words have changed since I was 18 here some of the things Ive found and the true definitions. 1. Mint condition - means big scratches on the bumpers front and rear, peeling upholstery, damaged tail light, dents in most panels faded paint and a cracked sunroof. Then she tells me her life story not being able to find the right man, if her car is mint cant imagine what her blokes are like. 2. Ideal first car -means Im looking for a person who knows nothing about cars cuse this ones fkd 3. Road worthy condition - yeah def mate all you have to do is pay my price spend $1600.00 and its road worthy. 4. Rare car special make one of 500- BMW318i yea right, comes with faulty abs sensor, no air conditioning, sagging roof liner, dents, dents and some dents in the dents. Its rare cause it has white paint and a black interior. 5. Urgent sale moving overseas - means my car is really fkd but it does start and youll get out the drive way however Im moving to inala 6. Reliable -starts only. Recent conversation, Im calling about sports car, great racer for sale. Yes he replies. What makes it a good racer, it has step tropic transmission 5 speed ( Chinese guy ) ok what else makes it a good racer I ask, has 2 litre engine and good aerodynamic body kit, what works been done to the engine, I not touch engine car very good reliable (FK here we go again starts only) ( getting suspect by now ) I say mate, is it road worthy, yes I have special Chinese mechanic now, very good, only Chinese mechanic good for work on this car, car very special Chinese you look you buy will not disappoint my reply, FK mate I thought Hondas were Japanese, that was the end of that. 7. Maintained -means, Ive changed the oil myself sometimes and the rest of the car, its fkd 8.always professionally maintained with full service history- means, a backyard mechanic has signed a log book, changed the oil and oil filter and the rest of the car is fkd, may as well say it reliable and in mint condition. My search continues tomorrow, Im going to meet an Italian that has a mechanically perfect car, Im assuming that means the car starts, moves forward and reverse, I wonder if is has any panels.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 10:06:20 +0000
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