silly QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK!!!! I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much? Answer: give me N1500 mtn *************** *************** *** They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl.. *************** *************** ********** Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises.... Question; are u going to church? NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE *************** *************** ****** NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. *************** *************** ****** Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. *************** *************** ** On ur wedding, one walk up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. *************** ************** Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. *************** *************** ********* I listened to 9 oclock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. *************** *************** *** Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. *************** *************** ******** Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock!....
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:56:09 +0000
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