since women basically agree that all men are dogs, i would like to provide you ladies with a diagonal training manual for your guy chapter 1. your new mandog is actually a loving and wonderful pet... but he will need to be trained properly. if not, he will become a hassle for the duration of your ownership of him he must be fed, petted and told he is a good boy often (very often). if he has an attitude or is being growly, you must simply thow on some hamburger helper and jerk him off (rubbing belly) or something. this will generally shut him up (and put him back to sleep), so you can go on with your day in relative peace your new mandog needs his own crate. complete with tv and beer watering station. if you want attention (or chores done), you will have to train him to do his business before he retires to his crate-chair. once he is settled in, you are not going to get shit done if you want attention for yourself, you have to train your mandog. find a series on netflix that you both like and he will plop next to you and turn it into a special moment for you as a couple. its good bonding time, and there are many episodes to choose from be careful your man-pet doesnt skip ahead when you are asleep. you will need to be strict on the discipline.. which leads me to........ so. when he does bad things... such as look at another chicks ass, its best to rub his nose in it. call the girl over. shove his nose in her ass publicly. then swat him on the nose with a newspaper if he farts in bed, start to do it to him. make him understand the bad smells... smacking him with a dirty tampon will put an end to this dutch oven behavior once and for all when your mandog refuses to lift the seat, padlock it. sure. he might poop in the sink, but i bet he remembers to put the seat down in the future chapter 2... thats another night. to be continued. lol diagonal pet smart with dave
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 07:13:51 +0000
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