(smart boy part 3))) Mam: A finger goes in me. YoU fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me 1st what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Ïm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose Mam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow Mam: What starts with F & ends with a K & if you dont get it, you have to use ur hand? Boy:Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname Mam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 question wrong myself.... THe End...
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 10:45:10 +0000
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