so if you dont know, my mums an actual freak. at the beginning - TopicsExpress



          

so if you dont know, my mums an actual freak. at the beginning of this year when it had been snowing, a couple of weeks later when the snow and ice had cleared, and the roads were just gravel, she went shopping with my stepdad. only she was too lazy so she made him pull her to town on a bright red sledge. when she was younger she had some weird demon fetish and she used to worship the devil so she was possessed a few times aswell. she was so stupid that she thought that if she put some fish fingers on a radiator for long enough, theyd cook. she thought that jews was a country, not a religion. so for her whole life shes always thought that jewish people were just people from a specific country. and the worst thing is that her best friend is actually Oliwia Krajewska. so whenever oliwia turns up at my house, and I think she wants my advice for something, shes always like oh wheres your mum? and goes to my mum for any advice she may need. so yeah if youre ever wondering why Im the way I am, you can just read this status and all shall be explained:-)
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 19:28:42 +0000

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