some broad : I just want someone to sweep me off my feet. Uncle Dan: yes someone will but they will be wearing a mask and contain your crying with a towel laced with nicotine, you will lay there unconscious while they write awful insults across your thighs with stolen magic markers and leave you in a lot behind a house that no one has lived in for years. Some broad: Wtf ur psycho what person says that! Uncle Dan: Im sorry I got a little excited while watching man vs. food.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 23:00:10 +0000