some quick ones for your friday: A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, Can you tell me how long itll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City? The agent replies, Just a minute. Thank you, the blonde says, and hangs up. Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. How was he killed? asked one detective. With a golf gun, the other detective replied. A golf gun! What the heck is a golf gun? I dont know. But it sure made a hole in Juan. Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully, the Divorce Court Judge said, And Ive decided to give your wife$775 a week. Thats very fair, your honor, the husband said. And every now and then Ill try to send her a few quid myself. ....and thats all Folks!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 07:20:55 +0000