soup du jour: Kibbles and Bits 1. first and foremost, you peeps need to stop saying hashtag or else! you know who you are. 2. how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, holds the light bulb while the world revolves around them. -Billy Joel- 3. Star Wars Cardinals T-shirts? I dont get the connection, but ill take one. 4. in the metro St. Louis area, if a person is cold and impersonal, he/she may be referred to as Ladue like. if youre an old timer, this translates to uppity. 5. the next time you are burdened by constipation, remember, the root word of toilet is toil. 5.5 did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil/ 5.75 the word arithmatic has died in all known languages. 6. as far as the known world knows, were all guinea pigs on Face Book. 7. if a person tells you you dont know something, the correct response is: You dont know what I dont know. theyll be too confused to retort. 8. the most diverse land mammal on Earth is the dog. 9. 75% of all tornados are in the U.S.A. 10. we throw away over a million pennies a year. I dont know what that translates to in real money, but I bet its a lot. 11. one half of the Presidents since 1929 were left handed. 12 all the presidents since 1804 were underhanded. 13. your homework for tomorrow: How many cows does a person eat in one lifetime? sdj
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 16:25:51 +0000
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