stitches: not check. butterfly closures from rite aid: 5$ bandaids:3$ rock$ no predetermined economic offset calculable/ its state property runningshoes: one of them was 20 a pair, the other also 20$ (american) per pair river: see above turn in trail: (see race car driving, "turn in" (?): 5 meter radius intended incline: 3-8% speed: 4-8 mph existential crisis due to injury (duration) 12-15 minutes amount of people unimpressed by lack of grace on local hiking trail: upwards of 8 time spent crying in car : undisclosed time spent crying in jack in the box drive thru while trying to figure out how much freee water costs: 14 minutes time spent arguing with guy in jack in the box about tipping rights: 22 seconds time it would have cost to sidestep rock: .2 seconds time it would have taken to do the whole trail like that: lifetime of attitudes n yeah or maybe like 10 minutes focus before.. crazy glue: 3$ ambulance ride (deferred): ~3k$ hospital (deferred) 1k+ yuba docs: 150$ also passed up on new knee cap :not applicable new knee skin: ~ one week (see barenaked ladies to entertain your abilities in diversion amount of girls impressed by my trying to replace a soccer match with a 1.2 mile crowded dusty crusty rusty trail: how to rhyme with "nill" internet medical knowledge and a lot more antibiotics this week: priceless. there are some things that being on the internet can do for you. a walk in the woods and a sip of gatorade are just the beginning of what it does not. oh. and best lady gaga impression done by me flapping my arms around to keep off me left leg on the way back with state park troopers (nice guys, who are armed for the zombia apocolypse all the stoner writers like to write about) also priceless but better than that other priceless moment detailed above.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:48:46 +0000
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