stole dis from a page: ANIMALS ON FACEBOOK PRT 2 If we had animals on facebook, these are the kind of POST AND COMMENTS we may be reading. Post sent in from a SHE-GOAT . . . . pls hide my id inform me when you post this. You guys are doing a great job. Ive two big problems. This morning, as I saw a half a loaf of bread. I was so much hungry so I had to eat it finish. My master saw me eating it finish and hit me, called me a fool goat. He insulted me and hit me so so much just because of a bread. I decided to return the bread later on. I had to pooh pooh on his basement to return the bread I ate finish. I make sure say I shit everything. Still he called me a fool goat again and kept me outside. As Im typing to you now now, Im crying outside. People de thief goat too much for my area. They fit thief me go chop. I de fear. Ive pleaded with my master. He refused to forgive me. Please i need your advises. I want my master to forgives me. What will I do now? Insultments are very welcome too. And my seconded issues is that, all the relationship Ive keep with HEgoats, non walked out, am so hungry and now a dog is asking me out.. Should I give am a chance??? # COMMENTS from fellow animals # RAT- na wa o... Even Job self never suffer this kan thing. End time. # FOWL- chai this She-goat don murder english oh. You for use pigin write ur post na. # COW- lemon grass and waterleaf which one give blood pass? I wan change diet. # GRASSCUTTER- hehehehe you were hungry,, after you chop your master bread.. Chop grass make de hunger disappear.. No give that Dog chance...that Dog go bite your blokus one day. # PIG- eeya sorry i feel your two pains but try read Animal Farm to help this your grammar. # DOG- just passing, I no wan talk cos I fit bite person. # HE-GOAT - that your master de craze. Just because of bread? My dear take heart. Go to your fellow She-goats. No mind that yeye dog wey wan take advantage of you. # RAM- youre a fool goat na according to your grammar. Grass don finish for bush? Nonsense. Bread na goat food? # SHE-GOAT - @RAM youre very stupid for that. Why goat no go chop bread? You still de chop grass for this internet age? Change. # FROG- ask google # HYENA- hahahahahahaha just laughing. Illiterate goat. You wan carry ur pu$ $y go giv Dog. # FISH- @HYENA is that an advice? why all the hyena for Africa no de get sense at all? # TIGER- @FISH i was about asking the same thing. The thing tire me. The Hyena de laugh like say menopause de hungry am. #HYENA -hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha just laughing again. If e de pain una, FISH and TIGER, then go hug transformer. Nonsense # CHICKEN- so how your problem take concern the egg way I wan lay for here? mtcheeeeeeeewwww # EAGLE- o boy eh! See english made in tokyo oh! dis ur k-leg grammar don make me forget where I de fly go. #HE- GOAT - mmeehhhhh.. heat mood! Black goats add me. #DOG - she came for advise forget her second-hand english and advice her. My dear you f-up. You suppose bite dat ur master. # CAT- carry your cross joor. All these goats way de chop like mumu. Na wetin fit una. Rubbish # CORK- @CAT that your comment is senseless. Why dont you just skip the post. na by force to comment??? #CAT - @CORK since your own make sense na, why dont you just skip my comment. Dogs de here. You better disappear! # ELEPHANT- just passing with my big belle. # HEN- smh for dis ur english, even d egg way I don almost lay see ur english run enter back my belle.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 07:33:50 +0000
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