story time: so im driving with some friends through the middle of no where when we run out of gas at the bottom of a hill. i take a stroll to the top to see how far we are from the gas station (gps said 1/2 a mile) and from the top of the hill, i could see a long straight dirt road, all down hill, leading directly to the gas station being reasonable men, we decided to push the truck up the hill and roll it into the gas station. the plan was for myself and my buddy Alex and I to push from the back and for Ryan and Cody to push up front and jump in once we got going down the hill at the top of the hill, Ryan and Cody jump in, and Alex and i pushed it over the last little bit of hill. I jumped into the back of the truck and held on, but Alex decided to push just a little more. As the truck picked up speed, Alex jumped on the bumper and was in the process of hopping over the tailgate, when we hit a pot hole, which sent him 2 feet into the air above me, and off the truck. I get up to the cab and hear Ryan yell should we stop and help him? NO, I AM NOT PUSHING THIS EFFIN TRUCK ANYMORE THEN I HAVE TO, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!! so we ride down this steep hill going at least 40 and for 10 seconds or so, Alex is skipping down the hill like a small rock. we make it into the gas station and i go inside to pay (since no one out here takes credit card) and have a conversation with the clerk. clerk: saw you boys come down the hill me: yeah, you probably saw us leave our friend behind and coast into here clerk: i laugh every time i see people do that me: do what clerk: leave someone on the road and coast into here me: is it a common occurrence? clerk: yeah, youre the second car today to do it. here comes another truck, watch him i turn around and see a white pickup come over the hill with one guy pushing, who proceeds to fall and provide and exact replay of us leaving Alex on the hill. i turn around to laugh and to pay for gas, when the guy pulls out a notebook and makes a small note in it. me: whats that? clerk: i keep a list of everyone who leaves someone on the hill me: there a lot? clerk: well, Ive already filled up 2 notebooks with instances, and ive only worked here for a year and a half it was a good day
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 13:18:29 +0000
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