the Ben Nevis saga chapter 10 it was a dark night and particularly cold luckily the jock woman where kept warm by there Geordie suitor during this time of the great shagging era it was custom too allow a hobbit too sleep at the bottom of the breeding chamber door so that there would be know draft whilst the Geordie preformed with the Scottish wench his ever so popular ritual hence the words still used today as damaged goods this practice was used for 200 yrs which brings me too the Ben Nevis saga Ben Nevis is a hill too the west of northern England the northern english town fort William stands at the hills feet during this period it was common practice for the Geordies too use the hills steep banks too too picnic and ram highland woman and play sports using ginger hobbits as bowling balls as they where easy too lift and carry hence the name roly poly was derived it could be argued that the miniature hobbit jock was directly involved in the game ten pin bowling and its creation by this time tho it was 30 years in too the great shag so now there where new faces of Geordie offspring William wallis rob roy too mention but a few bonny prince charlie all had Geordie dna they must have been proud too have the knowledge that it was a Geordie that was responsible for there genetic features in brains and in looks Scotland was being transformed from a savage newt toad ferret looking breed too a sophisticated well balanced human fit too call itself a pilar too society Scotlands ladys where also changing the years of constant banging and breeding also refined them too actually enjoying the benefits of the great Geordie banging they endured for hours days months they actually scrubbed up well and where proud too contribute too the Geordie population by this time the hairy feet of the ginger hobbit was eradicated too the borders of the moray firth where they bred with horses cattle sheep and other live stock occasionally they would get a woman usually infirm of mind and bodily functions and they bred little golims until like i stated before they where discovered in the 90s by Steven spielberg these people lived primitive lives as fisherman and farmers they even created there own language and rituals an un heard of practice of hobbit wanking on a skate (fish )still practiced to this day in buckie and the fact that they wear extremely tight jeans and trousers which tell the visitor they are either without decent designer shops or they shit themselves in loose clothing which also tells the ancient past inter breeding was common during the years of foot and mouth you can actually tell the tell tail signs alex salmon has this he speaks shite a dead giveaway of foot and mouth s genetic history plus he is of hobbit which tells me livestock possibly interbreeding i hope i have not offended any of my Scottish friends here but this history book is just to good more could follow as i delve deep into this forgotten history
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 20:13:31 +0000
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