things arent always as they seem, america. for instance, dominos recently introduced a new pizza with a breaded chicken crust. now before you launch into early-aughts daily show-esque murica rhetoric, please, if you will, recall another dish that involves breaded chicken + melted cheese + marinara sauce. thats right. chicken parmesan. but try telling that to the agitated harpies in the huffpo comment section blowing off self-righteous steam with so much kale-stank breath. granted, virtually Everything is difficult to understand and you gotta stand for something in this damn world lest you risk being like the proverbial ship that goes wherever the wind blows. nevertheless, fair facebook friends, be careful where you lurk. if you arent, you may develop Bad Opinions that do not make any sense, and one day soon you may find your prejudice has rendered you unable to discern between what is pizza and what isnt.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 04:52:58 +0000