this is an imaginary story....made by a fan of ishita... The scene start with when Raman came home in drunk state and blackmail her..this story quite long... Ishita was pacing up and down in their room while scowling at her peacefully sleeping husband with a Im-too-good-to-be-human expression on his face. She tells herself- dekho toh zara ravan kumar ko! Ek to jhoot bolke pub me rangrasia mana rahe the peeke...upar se mujhe blackmail kar rahe the meri anesthesia ki side effect ko record karke! How mean is that! Iss ravan ko toh main sabak sikhake hi chodungi! She takes her pillow and blanket marching towards the couch as she falls asleep. It was a pleasant sunday morning and Ishita was super excited to put her plan into action. She invited the iyers for lunch and also told her inlaws that today shell win the challenge and show Raman that she can cook punjabi food well. Raman wakes up late due to hangover as he walks into the living room calling out ishitas name. Ufff ye sar dard! Ishita, mere liye ek cup chai dena yaar! Aur saath me sar dard ki goli bhi. He settles down on sofa rubbing his forehead with his fingers to relieve pain. Ishita gives him the cup silently without even looking at him and turns away back to the kitchen resuming her cooking. Raman notices her behaviour but then decides to not bother. As he takes a sip from the cup, he spits it out realising it is not tea but karela juice. He gets furious and is about to shout at ishita when Mr.Bhalla asks oye puttar! Kya hua? Chai thandi thi kya? Aur ishita ne bataya ki kal raat bahut der se tu ghar aaya tha. Aisa kya kaam tha office me? He looks at ishita who speaks aloud pretending to be addressing to papaji wo raman aajkal bechare bahut kaam karte hai papaji. Itna kaam ki inko HOSH hi nahi rehta ki kya waqt ho raha hai aur ghar pe sab kya sochenge! Raman understands her twisted words and looks at her sternly when Mr.Bhalla scolds him saying oye puttarji! Bahu ki taraf kya dekh rahe ho. Tum shaadi shuda ho. Itni pyaari biwi hai aur choti si ruhi hai. Kuch waqt biwi aur bache ke saath bhi bitaaya karo!kaam karna achi baat hai par Sirf kaam pe dhyaan dena achi baat nahi hai. Raman replies his father ji papaji. Aage se bahut dhyaan rakhunga... (clenches his teeth looking at ishita)...aapki bahu ki! Ishita makes the lunch and prays to God- hey murugan! Aaj meri raksha karna. Agar uss ravan kumar ke saamne main haar gayi, to wo mera jeena mushkil kardega! Few minutes later, the iyers and the Bhallas assemble at the dining table to have lunch. Raman freshens up and joins them. Ruhi is excited to see the punjabi food and she tells ishita all the best ishima! I know ki aap hi jeetoge. Raman and ishita exchange a look as Raman tells Ruhi beta, aapki ishima ko kuch zyada hi overconfidence hai khud pe! Vandu intervenes and says acha theek hai. Dekhte hai ki kisko overconfidence hai Ur kaun jeettha hai par pehle khaana toh shuru karo sab. Ishita and Vandu serves the dishes to everyone. There was palak paneer, mattar pulao, chole, gobi ke paranthey, raita, curd, pickle and papad. ishita serves the food in Ramans plate as everyone stare at him. He aks them kya? Sab aise kyun dekh rahe hai mujhe? Mrs.Bhalla says oye! Tune hi toh challenge kiya tha na ishita ko. To sabse pehle tu khayega! Raman gulps in fright asking main? Main kya guinea pig hu ya science lab ka albino mice jo experiment mujhpe karoge? Agar mujhe kuch hogaya toh? Ishita gets angry and pinches his arm as he shouts aaah! Everyone asks why he screamed to which he looks at ishita and says kisi moti macchar ne kaata! Mihir and mihika understood it and tried to hide their smile. As everyone insisted him to taste the food first, Raman joins his hands to offer prayer to God saying mujhe bacha lena bhagwan. Agar aaj main zinda bach gaya ye khaana khaane ke baad to main aapke mandir nange pair chadke aunga dhanyavaad karne! After a lot of drama, raman hesitantly tastes all the dishes one by one as everyone look at him for his comments. Ishita is nervous keeping her fingers crossed. Raman puts a straight face and says khaana acha nahi hai... Ishitas face falls feeling dejected when Raman continues khaana acha nahi bahut acha bana hai. Sach me aaj tak itna tasty punjabi veg food maine nahi khaaya! Ishita jumps in happiness and almost bends down to hug Raman when she realises what she was going to do and immediately moves away in embarrassment as everyone looks on trying to hide their laugh. Everyone finishes the lunch and after a small chit chat session, they all return to their rooms. Ishita finishes the kitchen work and enters their room to see Raman busy watching some match on tv. She walks to him, takes the remote.and switches off the tv. He gets irritated and walks towards her asking kya hai? Tv kyun off kiya? Mujhe match dekhni hai! Ishita reminds him of the promise he made to do whatever she wants if she won the cooking challenge. Raman though hesitates a little initially, has no choice but to agree. He asks bolo kya chahiye? Ishita gives a cute evil smile to him and says bahut maza aata hai na aapko mujhe hurt karke, jhoot bolke, blackmail karke! Ab aapko isi jhoot ko sabke saamne izhaar karna hoga! Raman gets confused and asks kaunsa jhoot? Aur kis cheez ka izhaar? Ishita smiles and says bahut shauk na jhoota I LOVE YOU bolne ka, ab aap mujhe- yani apni biwi ko sirf parivaar ke saamne nahi puri duniya ke saamne I LOVE YOU bolenge aur wo bhi ekdum SRK ke style me yani with romantic setup! Raman remains still for a few seconds baffled by her demand. He never even in dream thought that she would ask him to do something like this. She snaps him out of the shock as he laughs at her saying tumhara dimag to theek hai? You think Ill do this just because you asked? And by the way, jab main tumse pyaar karta hi nahi hu to kyun propose karu aur wo bhi duniya ke saamne? Puhleez! Din me sapne mat dekho! She knew he would react this way and hence she had plan B ready to put in action. Calmly she walked around him and said theek hai, fir main papaji ko police inspector ka number dedeti hu. Wo kal raat pub me aapke kiye hue kaarnaame detail me batayenge papaji ko. Aur phir papaji aapko acche se samjhayenge. Raman gets scared a bit and then remembers his weapon- the video he shot of her post-anesthetic delirious behaviour and so he threatened her saying tum shayad bhool rahi ho that I still have your crazy video in my mobile which I can showcase to the world! Ishita smirks at him saying video tha! Ab nahi hai raman! I deleted it from your phone qhen you were in bathroom! Raman is petrified and searches through all the files in his mobile only to realise she had indeed deleted the video! Raman falls on the bed sitting and holding his head in his hands as ishita pats herself for winning the first step in taking her revenge. She sits beside him slipping her arms through his elbow and leaning on his shoulder batting her eyelids as he looks on at her with amused expressions. She cutely says aapke paas 48hours hai pati dev! Main intezaar karungi aapke pyaar...I mean jhoote pyaar ke izhaar ka ! Saying so she left the room silently and just as she closed the door behind her, she jumped in happiness on seeing Ramans baffled expressions. She patted herself saying - ab ayega asli maza ravan kumar. Aap chahe jo bhi karo, dono taraf se aapki haar aur meri jeet hai. She knew that raman will not want the truth of his being drunk at the pub and caught by the police to come infront of his father. But at the same time he would never even think of saying I love you to her in real and here she asked him to confess to the whole world which he would never even dream of. On the other hand, Raman blames himself saying - tu idiot hai raman! Kya zaroorat thi jhansi ki rani ke saamne challenge karne ki. Ab na peeche hatt sakta hu aur na uski challenge poori kar sakta hu! Kya karun! Another part of this story upload may be...and plz pass a comment when u read this...
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:49:08 +0000