this made me laugh too hard : So I was on bus yesterday playing pokemon. On the next stop we pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up in face, snap back, sagging jeans, black jacket that says F*** tha Police. And this fool is JACKED. So he decides to sit next to me. OF COURSE LETS SIT NEXT TO THIS GUY IN THE BACK MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS! So he sits there awkwardly, glancing every now and then at my 3DS and Im here thinking, He better not jack my DS... So after 5 minutes of silence, he speaks up. Yo dawg. So I look up, Yeah, whats up? ... Silence as he stares into my soul. AWKWARD. And then he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a Red Pokemon 3DS XL and opens it. You got a Skitty? I been tryin to get one of dem mothaf******s. Sh**s cute. I wanna play wid in Amie. HOW HARD I WANTED TO LAUGH... So I traded him a Skitty and he gave me an Eeevee. Thanks lil n*****. None of my other n*****s knows how to play. So my stop came and he did this weird handshake and told me to Keep it real. I got off the bus and just... died. The laughter. LMAO. Pokemon... Bringing the world closer together since 1996. LOL
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 04:00:01 +0000
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