tl;dr: There was a bat. I killed it. You may now call me Zorn: The Bat Slayer So, tonight Janelle and I were hanging out at our computers in my room, when I happen to look up and notice a black blob flying over our heads. I freak out and tell Janelle to get out of the room. As I leave behind her, looking at it, I realize its a bat. We go downstairs and get my dad up to see what we should do. He gives me a broom, and I charge back up to go slay me a bat. A few moments later, Dad (John Zorn) says, Oh, this will be better, and hands me a tennis racket that Greg said will never be useful for anything. I go back in and cant find it. My dad calls the police who transfer him to some animal or pest control service, which turns out to not be able to come out until the next day. Since we want this taken care of now, I keep looking around for it unable to locate where its hiding. I grab a flashlight and still cant find it. After a few minutes of looking around, I recheck the windows and see it hanging there. Dad! I found it! I knock it off the window and it flies past my face. I chase it to the other end of the hall where it proceeds to hang from the doorway. I knock it down again and it flies straight at me, giving me the opportunity to knock it to the ground - rendering it disabled. I figure its dead, but I keep an eye on it while my dad grabs a bag. As Im putting it in the bag, I realize its still alive. I shuffle it in the rest of the way with the tennis racket, while my dad gets a jar in which to contain it. We stuff it in the jar, but to try to ensure that it dies quickly without suffering much longer, my dad makes it air tight with duct tape.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 05:25:50 +0000
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