to, delhi metro conffesions ke chuski log, delhi sub- shooting my confession it was my first year of college n first bunk of my life to cp .. meri bht fatt ri thi ghar se nikaltey hue .... while moving towards metro station i met so many ppl that day ... sabne ussi din ussi time pe milna tha aur poochna tha.. beta metro se kaha ja re ho? as i had the cab route... not metro .... i was blank ..n said m going to grab some notes frm a frnd aur peecha chudaya n increased my speed .. reached station .... checking hui... entry kari ....n i was a free bird ... boarded metro aur meri khushi ki limit ni thi ... sab darr khtm ho gaya tha .. n i was so excited ki khushi ke marey maine ek ladke ko smile paas kar di aur wo bhi khush ho gaya .. i reached rajiv chowk metro station ..... my frnds were waiting near ccd ... ek dum finally i did it wali feeling aa rahi thi by god!! ... hum ye karengey wo karengey n all... after few mins i realised where the frig is my phone???? heart attack!!! .... i called... toh pata chala dat i left my phn at metro station while checking somehow ..... main jyada ni dari n i left for my phn.. waha pe ek mucchhhad uncle they ... just like verrappan ka bada bhai ... he asked .. toh tum ho??!! kaunsa phn hai? model n alll.... aisa lag raha tha jaise dean mera final year ka viva le raha hai n i have to pass it i answered aur bola ab phn wapas kar do .. he said as we cudnt contact u ... so we called ur father from ur phone n informed him .. mera heart liver kidney intestine sab bahar aaney wala tha ye sunke .... i shouted ... whattt???????????? wo samjh gaya n asked beta bunk pe ja rahe they? ... n i was chup ... n embarrassed ... he gave a gandi wali smile ... uske expression aise they jaise dhapaaaaaaaa u r out!!! he anyhow returned my phone n station pe metro officials aur police waley aise ghur rahe they jaise main osama bin laden ki rishteydar hu....n maine U turn mara n went back to home ... papa asked... beta metro waley called ... what were u doing there? .!@#$%^&* P.S. its not worth typing ... i sometimes laugh sometimes dont ... metro walo bunk pe janey walo ki bhawnao ke sath itna bada khilwad mat kiya karo. kindly co-operate with us. yours obediently, melody khao aur khud jaan jao
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 07:15:00 +0000