today was an interesting day....major shrub sale at lowes....so my little convertible was packed with all sorts of plants and bags of topsoil..so much so that on this cold fall day I had the top down....well i am driving home and this big ass pickup truck (so big the dude driving had to have had a one inch weenie) and the truck is all raised up ( since he needs viagra to get anything else up) and he passes me and cuts right in front of me.....and there low and behold are all these signs, bumper stickers, and hand painted on words on the back of his huge truck. the two guys in the truck look like rejects from Duck dynasty or tickles friends. Now let me interject on the back of my beautiful small little convertible are 3 bumper stickers....Veterans for Peace, and one that says TOLERANCE, and one to Restore the Shore.... Well I sit and read their advertisements of nrA, obama being a.......and numerous other things...and I shake my head in dismay at the intellectual poverty that exists in the big truck in front of me....the light turns and the big truck pulls into the passing lane and goes slow enough that it is obivous he is wanting me to pull alongside...I obligingly do,,smiling at the thought of what will occur next.well the passenger (Daryl of larry larry and dary.l) rolls his window down....and hollers a few words even I am shocked by....so I smile and ask him to repeat that please? and of course we are now at the next red light.....So I decide to respond to this lilly chicken lizard and say...Did u serve? Did u serve in the military? one guy says yeah viet nam..I look at him and laff and say Bullshit, you arent old enough ,,,,u didnt serve did u! He screams NO but neither did u faggot....I holler back...Oh yes I did want to see proof chicken shit....you like shooting defenseless animals cause they cant fight back u chickenshit asshole...dont give me your patriotic shit,,if u didnt serve u arent a patriot ..u are a traitor for defaming the President.... (Did I mention the light had turned green some time ago) Well the guy hollers I aint afraid to shoot me some n................s Ok at that point I got a tad upset...So I holler come over here and say that u muther effing asshat....etc etc Well the two guys jump out of the truck,,so I put my car in park put the emergency flashers on and get out of the car..... now me and daryl are shall we say gut to gut (me with my little OM TShirt on)....and I am a few inches taller... and he is hollering all this crap and I let loose and gave him the LOW Drill instructor,,,u can hear me from 3 miles away voice....with numerous back offs, go ahed u want to punch me be my guest....well he swung.....and missed my mouth by a hair....and at that.....some of the people who were behind us...who i guess had gotten out of their cars...hollered,,and some big guy grabbed the asshat...pushed him up against the truck saying something about hitting a old lady..... and well the police (yeah police)...well I didnt get charged with anything,,,and after providing information and stuff......when I drove away..the two asshats were still....being calmed down by the nice policeman....and the guy that nailed the one guy asked me if i would need help getting all the bags of soil out of the car.....WTF???? I need to get my hair colored! .I : )
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 17:28:40 +0000
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