today was judgement day for my precious iphone. went to town myself and moments after stepping off train a bird shat down my arm, i wiped it off and continued my journey to Mordar ( the Apple Store) after waiting around for 25 minutes to just book an appointment i was told i would need to wait over 2 hours. i decided to have a few lonesome pints with the Metro newspaper in Central Bar, growing more nervous about my phone. when the time came, i made my way to the Apple Store where i was made to wait even longer to be seen but i was sent an Angel, by the name of Sandeep. this dear Angel, told me that the phone was unfixable, and moments before my anus dropped clean out my body, he told me it would free of charge. ive now done the biggest stride of pride in my life down glasgows style mile and arrived home with a brand new Iphone, absolutely FREE OF CHARGE. and with a free upgrade due in 4 months, ive bagged myself some bonus points! IPHONE 4EVZ :*
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:29:49 +0000
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