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todays joke:A couple received a letter frm their daughter who went 2 study modern physics overseas,d letter reads my beloved parent,i missed u so much nd it breaks my heart 2 tink dat by d time I get back u will be 2 old.so enclosed u will find a bottle of portion.dat I hve invented,it will make u young,so dat wen I return u will be d same age as I left u.NOTE:pls take only a drop so dey opened d envelop nd saw a bottle wit red portion.d man looked @ d wife nd said u first so d wife took a drop thereafter d husband follows,indeed d wife turned 5yrs younger.years later d daughter returns home 2 find her mother young nd pretty nd also carrying a baby on her back.d daughter was delighted on Hw d portion worked on her mother nd she proceed 2 ask after her father.d mother said your father?hmmm,ur father was 2 jealous dat I was so young nd pretty,so he decided nd drank d whole portion,so d daughter said wot? So where is he na? D mother laughed nd said to her who do u think am carrying on my back? Dats your father na......... Smiles.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 10:00:18 +0000

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