well, i finally finished all the paperwork for the new job, got sized and checked out(man am i outta shape) and its official, i am a new Kawasaki employee! ~~go me! funny story to relate.....i had my physical on Tuesday after work. and as my beater van is havin brake issues, i couldna get home to change or even shower, i just went strait there. so here i am in boots, and stinkin like grease, metal, weld fume, and sweat funk, and i realize: these people are gonna make me exercise! oi krimeny....alrite, so im game....till i hit the squats section of it. so anyway i line up for the first one, and im gettin a sweat on. i go down and go up. x4. well on the way down, i felt a tug around my junkus. i immediately reach an check the pants. ~~dont need no wardrobe malfunction to happen ya know....well anyway, i finish the reps and kinda shake the legs out, ya know, give me more room. well, i wasna done just yet, i had to demonstrate proper lift technique on a graduating weight scale. ie: ya do 4 reps of lift, step, place, remove, return to start. simple right? well not so much, ya see at around 40 lbs i kinda felt another tug. same for 50, 60, an 70 lbs. huh, well on the last one i felt something give, so i just looked at the guy an said: For real dude, im done. no more please! he was kinda surprised.....(hell i was too) so i got to go and he sent the fax off to Kawee. i get home and go to the shower....sure enuf, ile need to get some new boxers in the near future.......but hey, while yer chuckling reading this, remember, the pants were alrite! L-M-A-O! https://youtube/watch?v=_I6y5-GuLPM
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 23:21:40 +0000
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