when a particularly loud person goes into commentator mode around introverted people, and feels the need to point out every time they act out of the ordinary Ohhh hes really talkative today Go [person]! taking charge! Whats gotten into you lately? Huh!? what did you say!? talk louder! Its funny to see you actually talking! Oh wait just a second [person] said something! *exaggerated paying-attention posture* *Instead of responding, just fake laughs as if youre speaking another language that they dont understand* *Stops responding mid-conversation for no apparent reason* why cant we come back with things like: Someones especially loud and obtrusive today! Go you, overachiever! Look at you, pretentiously dominating a discussion just in the nick of time, you ALMOST let a meaningful conversation happen! Im sure glad you decided to eat the crunchiest meal imaginable at your desk surrounded by people quietly trying to work! Productivity is up 150%! Thanks for letting us know how healthy you are and how your parents raised you with good eating habits (unlike most parents!). The standing desk tops it all off, because now youre literally looking down on us! I was really curious about the song that youre listening to through your headphones, thanks for humming it out loud so we can all sing along! Sorry to bother you with work-related issues while you were busy listening to music to...ironically...cancel out all the office noise around you Its so adorable when you recycle old tired out memes from the internet like epic omnomnom fail, youre the height of comedy! Its no problem that you waited 3 hours before checking your email, its not like we have limited time here and are on strict schedules to get things done or anything Thanks for lecturing me about how busy you are, and how unfathomably difficult it would be for you to just answer a yes or no question for the person physically standing next to you people are frustrating sorry, needed to get that out of my system
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:09:03 +0000
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