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sitting on the pot, cuz its coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea its sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea youre there in the huddle, and youre standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea youre going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea its really flowing loose, like its running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre shopping at the store, and its dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea youre acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea you know youre having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea thats the way it goes, when your butt thinks its a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea if youre feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea if youre swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea when your stomachs really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea youre running really fast, cuz its squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea your butts about to spew, and theres nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea your stomachs feeling wavy, while your butt makes anal gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea you think youre gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea thanks to all of you with as much time to waste as we do: when you do that special dance, just before you fill your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea. when your stomach starts to heave, you know your lunch is going to leave, diarrhea, diarrhea. when youre sitting in a meeting, its not a pleasant greeting, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre making conference calls and out your butt it falls, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre boss asks whats the matter because he thought he heard a splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea when you cant get off the phone, to go find a pooping zone, diarrhea, diarrhea when you cant keep your cheeks together and its getting warm and wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea and out your ass it falls in smelly squishy runny balls, diarrhea, diarrhea On your legs its running down and your socks are turning brown, Diarrhea, Diarrhea you find youve followed through with a runny bubbly poo, Diarrhea, Diarrhea When ya really got to go, but your momma tells you No, diarrhea, diarrhea. when youre moshing in the pit, and you spray the crowd with shit, diarrhea, diarrhea when you decimate the can, flush twice and use the fan, diarrhea, diarrhea when your fishing for some bass, and its flowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea when your butt it starts to pee then you definitely have the D., diarrhea, diarrhea when youre wishin its just gas, but its blowin out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre hanging upside down, and your face is turning brown, diarrhea, diarrhea youre not feeling really groovy, and your butt feels like a smoothie, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sitting on your tushy, and your butt feels kinda squishy, diarrhea, diarrhea you feel it in your gut, cause youre peeing out your butt, diarrhea, diarrhea when its paper that you lack and youve crapped all up your back, diarrhea, diarrhea Its The Last Thing On Your Mind, And It Comes Out Your Behind, diarrhea, diarrhea youre putting on your clothes, and somethings running down your hose, diarrhea, diarrhea Though quite against your urging, fecal goo begins surging, diarrhea, diarrhea when your ass is red and bloody, from wiping off the muddy, diarrhea, diarrhea there was a guy named steve, and he had it up his sleeve, diarrhea, diarrhea when your eating swiss cheese, and you fill your pants with ease, diarrhea, diarrhea if your climbing up a 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diarrhea, diarrhea When the toilets gettin full, cause youre crappin like a bull, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre sitting in the car, And it smells worse than hot tar, diarrhea, diarrhea when you think youre gonna bomb it, but your butt begins to vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea when you go to drop a brick, and instead your ass makes sick, diarrhea, diarrhea make a courtesy flush, if your toilets full of slush, diarrhea, diarrhea dont miss the porcelain chasm, when your ass begins to spasm, diarrhea, diarrhea you had a burrito with gaucamole, now youve birthed something unholy, diarrhea, diarrhea you wanna drop a deuce, but instead its chocolate mousse, diarrhea, diarrhea when you feel like going roaming, but your ass starts to foaming, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre doing something cruel, and you feel a little drool, diarrhea, diarrhea When you are laying on your towel, And you smell something fowl, diarrhea, diarrhea When you are sitting on the potty, And you smell a little rotty, diarrhea, diarrhea Some Doctors like to treat it, some Nurses like to eat it, diarrhea, diarrhea When youve got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea When your laying on your bed, and it smells like somethings dead, diarrhea, diarrhea youre blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre eatin some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea When you feel a lil loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea When your colon starts to swell, and your butts not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea Toward a toilet you make haste, and youre oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea When your car is goin fast, and the blow-outs from your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea When your butt is in air, and its squirting everywhere, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre at the school dance, and theres squishy in your pants, diarrhea, diarrhea just as you bend down, the wall behind you gets sprayed brown, diarrhea, diarrhea when you pull your panties down, and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarrhea When you see it in the gutter, And it looks like peanut butter, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre running from police, and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea youre eatin cottage cheese, and its stickin to your knees, diarrhea, diarrhea when you take a sip of beer, and it squirts right out your rear, diarrhea, diarrhea youre feeling like crud, when you feel that hot butt mud, diarrhea, diarrhea youre in the middle of a shower, and you feel that anal power, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre cutting up your bread, and you feel that poopoo spread, diarrhea, diarrhea youre wearing your new dress, but your dates not too impressed, diarrhea, diarrhea you drank too much last night, now your ass is taking flight, diarrhea, diarrhea you think that you can flush, then you feel another rush, diarrhea, diarrhea to some people its taboo, but in san francisco its so new, diarrhea, diarrhea youre drinking gin & tonics, then youre gettin high colonics, diarrhea, diarrhea When you get pulled over by the cops, and your anal muscle pops, diarrhea, diarrhea Your undies are a stainin, cause your sphincter is a drainin, diarrhea, diarrhea When you try to pass some gas, but instead you wet your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea It looks like dirty butter, When its running down the gutter, diarrhea, diarrhea when your pickin out your thong, and youre feelin sumthin wrong, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre biking down the street, and it splatters on your feet, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre dancin like a fool, and you make a big brown pool, diarrhea, diarrhea when your sitting on the pot, and your ass begins to rot, diarrhea, diarrhea when your sitting on a bench, and you smell a funky stench, diarrhea, diarrhea When your running down the track, and it oozes down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea when your butt feels really funny, and it comes out brown and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre riding in the car, and bathrooms really far, diarrhea, diarrhea what you thought was just a fart, made your pants a work of art, diarrhea, diarrhea I was sitting in a tree, and it trickled down my knee, diarrhea, diarrhea you find a peanut on your pinky, and your fingers kinda stinky, diarrhea, diarrhea I can tell by the smell, youre not feeling very well, diarrhea, diarrhea when you strain to hear the words, and the whole theater hears your turds, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre foamin at the ass, but youre just laughin from the grass, diarrhea, diarrhea you weed and feed your grass, with liquid fertilizer ass, diarrhea, diarrhea you try to hold your breath, as youre leaking liquid death, diarrhea, diarrhea Just when you think its gonna stop, you gotta run and get a mop, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre running in a race, and something splatters in your face, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sitting on the bowl, and stuff is dripping from your hole, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre standing in the rain, and youre screaming out in pain, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre feeling kinda sick, and you need a toilet quick, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sliding into first, and you feel something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sliding into second, and you feel something beckon, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sliding into third, and you feel a little turd, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sliding into home, and you feel a burst of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre driving down the road, and you gotta drop a load, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre driving in your chevy, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea some people think its funny, but its really hot and runny, diarrhea, diarrhea no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre climbing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea when you wake up in the morning, and your pants are overflowing, diarrhea, diarrhea when your doing hula hoop, and you squirt a squishy poop, diarrhea, diarrhea you try to squeeze your cheeks, and out your butt it leaks, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre eating tasty nachos, and your pants become gazpacho, diarrhea, diarrhea Some people think its gross, but its really good on toast, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre playing pull my finger, And your butt lets out a zinger, diarrhea, diarrhea When most of what you excrete, Hits the bottom of the seat, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre dinner partys spoiled, Cause your pants just got soiled, diarrhea, diarrhea When you think its solid poop, But it feels like Chunky® Soup, diarrhea, diarrhea You know its going to hurt, With each painful, burning squirt, diarrhea, diarrhea You feel like youre in labor, And you need three rolls of toilet paper, diarrhea, diarrhea When you spread apart your tushy, and it comes out brown and mushy, diarrhea, diarrhea When you feel the tide a mountin, then its gushing like a fountain, diarrhea, diarrhea When your pants smell like shit, and you dont think you can sit, diarrhea, diarrhea you just start your flirting, and your ass starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea When youre going down the slide, and You feel SOMETHING glide, diarrhea, diarrhea When all youve done is fastin, And your ass is still a blastin, diarrhea, diarrhea When your surfin on the net, And your chair gets hot and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea When your drivin in your Dodge, And your bowels start to dislodge, diarrhea, diarrhea You make a nasty frown, As your jeans are turnin brown, diarrhea, diarrhea you really get annoyed, cuz its hell on hemmorhoids, diarrhea, diarrhea Just relaxin in the pool, Then your butt begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre sitting in your class, and its blowing out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea youre eating toaster strudels, and its squirting out like noodles, diarrhea, diarrhea you think its just a poop, but it comes out just like soup, diarrhea, diarrhea when youre riding on the tram, and your butt begins to jam, diarrhea, diarrhea youre playing with your pet, and your butt is moist and wet, diarrhea, diarrhea when you eat at pizza hut, and your ass just wont stay shut, diarrhea, diarrhea youve just eaten a wiener, and your shits a little greener, diarrhea, diarrhea it hits you in a flash, and you make a gooey splash, diarrhea, diarrhea
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 21:05:39 +0000
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