yesterday wuz boxin day, so momma cut up a bunch ob boxes & put dem in da gubbage. I don fink dat iz what boxin day iz...ob course many peoples go & shop for all da stuff dey dint get for cwissymas or return da stuff dey gotz dat dey dint wike. But we did neither ob dos fings. Da kittiez pwayed on da cat twees, I twied out a new bone, still not too sure about it, iz kind ob pwasticky but iz bacon flabor so I will keep twyin. I gotz a wee bit ob turkey & chichen brof on my kibble cuz iz cwissymas & momma had leftobers, which her sayz iz almos da best pawt ob cwissymas. It wuz cold, so we jus laid awound but momma sayz no layin round today. Her haz STUFF to do cuz tomorrer iz shelter day again & her will be tired after. I will superbise. HAHA, we will see what her getz complished today, her haz a new nook book....when momma haz a new book, life az we know it stops, da book becomez da fing! I am gonna take da nook & hide it. when her chorez iz done, den her can hab da book az a weward. Oh, I am too cleber for words. No, Simba, I will not eat da nook, I will jus hide under da cushionz, see wight here, den I sit on it. Has anyone seen my nook, I swear it was on the table, where did I put it, oh I am getting old. No momma, we don see it & no you iz not old, maybe you better do da laundwy, maybe iz dere? I cannot keep track of anything in this house...guys, where is it? Eberyone wooks awound, kittiez gaze off into space & yawn. I iz lickin my tummy, don know momma, wuzzent you gonna cwean da bafwoom? Oh yes, I was, thanks Bill. Ill find da nook later. Yep, when I decide you haz been good & can hab it den you will find it. Oh, I am too cleber for my own good!!
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 16:23:48 +0000
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