youtu.be/EVJdsjutsXU I live in your cupboards, restaurants and stores. I lurk in your sweets, treats and formed meats. Famed as a killer to many, Im the base to your eggs benny. I am grossly repulsive to hipsters, Facebook and feared by the ignorant. Dont even think about feeding me to an infant. Hippies think Im more poisonous than a mushroom and cause irreversible gastronomic doom. I scare the gullible and make them think I cause trouble. I slither through your digestive system creating great uncontrollable dread, often preventing you from eating fresh bread. In the end Im merely a money generating marketing hoax, designed to trick naive folks. Ill soon be forgotten, our goodbyes will be said as a zany new trend is just around the bend. Thick slimy and gooey, Im scary and ghouly. Who am I?
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 21:08:03 +0000
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