youtu.be/oMhyxOEiyjQ LYRICS: I see you chowing down cows with a fork and knife and Im like, TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) I think a change in your diet could lengthen your life so try TOFU! And try tempeh, too! If you think meat is scary, you should learn about dairy! Now aint that the truth! (Aint that the truth!) And if youre gonna play the fool, Imma take you to school with some TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) Now listen, Honey, cuz this isnt funny! Try to see the forest for the trees. I mean you love your puppy, but youll eat a bunny! You got moral inconsistencies! I pity the food that had to die for you! (Youre eating Bambi...) Well! (...with a nice chianti!) Oooooooo! Ive got some news for you. Yeah go run and tell your girl Paula Deen! I see you chowing down cows with a fork and knife and Im like, TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) I think a change in your diet could lengthen your life so try TOFU! And try tempeh, too! If you think meat is scary, you should learn about dairy! Now aint that the truth! (Aint that the truth!) And if youre gonna play the fool, Imma take you to school with some TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) Now I know that you love your nachos, your pizza, burgers, shakes, and cheese! Well you can keep em! And you can eat em! Cuz theres vegan versions of all of these! I pity the food that had to die for you! (Youre eating Bambi...) Well! (...with a nice chianti!) Oooooooo! Ive got some news for you. Ooh, your heart is not happy with you! I see you chowing down cows with a fork and knife and Im like, TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) I think a change in your diet could lengthen your life so try TOFU! And try tempeh, too! If you think meat is scary, you should learn about dairy! Now aint that the truth! (Aint that the truth!) And if youre gonna play the fool, Imma take you to school with some TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) Now baby, baby, baby, whyd you cook and murder all of my friends?! (My friends! My friends! My friends!) Dont blame it on your canine teeth your argument has very loose ends! (Loose ends! Loose ends! Loose ends!) Dont bring Fido into this! Animals be like... [DOG BARK] Why? [DUCK QUACK] Whyyy?! [SHEEP BAA] Whyyyyy you wanna eat me?!?!? [CHICKEN SQUAWK] Go vegan! [COW MOO] Its not too late! Aaaaaaaaaah! I see you chowing down cows with a fork and knife and Im like, TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!) I think a change in your diet could lengthen your life so try TOFU! And try tempeh, too! If you think meat is scary, you should learn about dairy! Now aint that the truth! (Aint that the truth!) And if youre gonna play the fool, Imma take you to school with some TOFU! (Ooo, ooo, ooo!)
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 23:07:55 +0000
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