ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη….. A 54 year old woman had a - TopicsExpress



          

ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη….. A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”God said, “No, you have another 34 years 2 live. ”Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color. Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,“You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?” (You’ll love this)....God replied: “I couldn’t recognize you!”
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 10:33:03 +0000

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