Элэг хөшөөх шахлаа. :)) If female, and reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it! > One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a > river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord > appeared and asked, Why are you crying? > > The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he > needed the axe to make his living. > > The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. > Is this your axe? the Lord asked. > > The woodcutter replied, No. > > The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. Is this your > axe? the Lord asked. > > Again, the woodcutter replied, No. > > The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. Is this your > axe? the Lord asked. > > The woodcutter replied, Yes. > > The Lord was pleased with the mans honesty and gave him all three > axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. > > Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the > riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the > Lord again appeared and asked him, Why are you crying? > > Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water! > > The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE Is > this your wife? the Lord asked. > > Yes, cried the woodcutter. > > The Lord was furious. You lied! That is an untruth! > > The woodcutter replied, Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a > misunderstanding. You see, if I had said no to ANGELINA JOLIE , You > would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said no to her, you > would have come up with my wife . Had I then said yes, you would > have given me all three. > Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care > of all three wives, so THATS why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE . > > The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and > honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. > > Thats our story, and were sticking to it! - > > WE, MEN, ARE TRULY HONORABLE !!!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 23:48:11 +0000
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