ﺍﻟﻨﻜﺘﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻋﻘﺪﺕ ﻛﻞ ﻣﻦ - TopicsExpress



          

ﺍﻟﻨﻜﺘﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻋﻘﺪﺕ ﻛﻞ ﻣﻦ ﻗﺮﺃﻫﺎ !!!.. ﻓﻘﻂ ﺃﺭﺟﻮ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺍﺀﺓ ﻭﺍﻟﺘﺮﻛﻴﺰ ﻣﻨﻜﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻻ ﺗﺘﻌﻘﺪﻭﺍ ... ﻛﺎﻥ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺭﺟﻞ ﻳﺮﻳﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻨﺘﺤﺮ ﻓﺄﻭﻗﻔﻪ ﺭﺟﻞ ﻛﺒﻴﺮ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻦ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ: ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﺮﻳﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻨﺘﺤﺮ .. ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻣﺸﻜﻠﺔ ﻋﺎﺋﻠﻴﺔ ﻣﻌﻘﺪﺓ .. ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﻳﺐ: ﻻﺗﻮﺟﺪ ﻣﺸﻜﻠﺔ ﺩﻭﻥ ﺣﻞ ، ﻣﺎﻫﻲ ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ : ﺗﺰﻭﺟﺖ ﺳﻴﺪﺓ ﺃﺭﻣﻠﺔ ﻭﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻨﺖ ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﻫﺪﻫﺎ ﺃﺑﻲ ﺃﺭﺍﺩ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺘﺰﻭﺝ ﺑﻨﺖ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﺍﻷﺭﻣﻠﺔ ﻓﺄﺻﺒﺢ ﺃﺑﻲ ﺯﻭﺝ ﺑﻨﺘﻲ ﻭﺃﺻﺒﺤﺖ ﺃﻧﺎ ﺭﺣﻤﺎً ﻷﺑﻲ ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻭﺿﻌﺖ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﺻﺎﺭ ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﺣﻔﻴﺪ ﺃﺑﻲ ﻭﺑﻤﺎ ﺃﻥ ﻭﻟﺪﻱ ﻫﻮ ﺃﺧﻮ ﺯﻭﺟﺔ ﺃﺑﻮﻱ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﻫﻲ ﺑﻤﺜﺎﺑﺔ ﺧﺎﻟﺘﻲ ﻭﺻﺎﺭ ﺍﺑﻨﻲ ﺃﻳﻀﺎً ﺧﺎﻟﻲ ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻭﺿﻌﺖ ﺯﻭﺟﺔ ﺃﺑﻲ ﻭﻟﺪﺍً ﺻﺎﺭ ﺃﺧﻲ ﻣﻦ ﺃﺑﻲ ﻭﻓﻲ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺣﻔﻴﺪﻱ ﻷﻧﻪ ﺣﻔﻴﺪ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻨﺘﻬﺎ ....... ﻭﺑﻤﺎ ﺃﻥ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﺻﺎﺭﺕ ﺟﺪﺓ ﺃﺧﻲ ﻓﻬﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﺘﺎﻟﻲ ﺟﺪﺗﻲ ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﺣﻔﻴﺪﻫﺎ ﻭﻛﺬﺍ ﺃُﺻﺒﺤﺖ ﺯﻭﺝ ﺟﺪﺗﻲ ﻭﺣﻔﻴﺪﻫﺎ ﻭﻷﻧﻬﺎ ﺟﺪﺓ ﺃﺧﻲ ﻓﺄﻧﺎ ﺃُﺻﺒﺢ ﺟﺪ ﺃﺧﻲ ﻭﻓﻲ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺃﺻﺒﺢ ﺟﺪ ﻧﻔﺴﻲ ﻭﺣﻔﻴﺪ ﻧﻔﺴﻲ .. ﻭﻫﻨﺎ ﻗﺎﻃﻌﻪ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﻳﺐ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ : ﻗﻒ ﻻﺑﺎﺭﻙ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻓﻴﻚ ﻫﻴﺎ ﺑﻨﺎ ﻧﻨﺘﺤﺮ ﻣﻌﺎ
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 19:53:54 +0000

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