ﻟﻜﺴﺮ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺗﻴﻦ ﺍﻋﻤﻠﻮﺍ ﻫﺎﻱ - TopicsExpress



          

ﻟﻜﺴﺮ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺗﻴﻦ ﺍﻋﻤﻠﻮﺍ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺍﻻﺷﻴﺎﺀ ﻭﺍﺩﻋﻮﻟﻲ .1 ﺇﺭﺗﺪﻱ ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﺍﻟﻴﺪ ﻓﻲ ﺭﺟﻠﻚ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﺣﺪ ﺳﺄﻟﻚ ﻟﻴﺶ ؟ ﻗﻮﻝ ﻟﻪ : ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺭﻛﺾ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﻘﻪ . .2 ﺍﺫﺍ ﻃﻠﺐ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺱ ﻗﻠﻢ ﺍﺣﻤﺮ ﺍﻋﻄﻴﻪ ﺩﻳﻨﺎﺭ ﻭﻋﻠﻤﻪ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﻖ .3 ﺍﺫﺍ ﺷﻔﺘﻲ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫﺍﺕ ﻳﻀﺤﻜﻮﺍ ﺍﺣﻜﻴﻠﻬﻢ ﺿﺤﻜﻮﻧﺎ ﻣﻌﺎﻛﻢ ! ﻋﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﻌﻴﻦ ﻋﻼﻣﺎﺗﻚ .4 ﺍﺩﺧﻠﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺳﺎﺕ ﻭﺻﺮﺧﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﻟﻴﺶ ﺍﻻﺯﻋﺎﺝ ﺻﻮﺗﻜﻢ ﻭﺍﺻﻠﻨﻲ ﺏ ﺍﺧﺮ ﺍﻟﻤﻤﺮ ﻛﻞ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﺑﻤﻜﺎﻧﻬﺎ ﻭﺍﺣﻜﻮﺍ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﺻﻮﺕ ﻭﺍﻃﻠﻌﻲ ﻭﺍﺧﺒﻄﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻭﺭﺍﻛﻲ .5 ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﺮﻃﺔ ﻭﻗﻮﻟﻬﻢ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻓﻲ ﻃﻠﻖ ﻧﺎﺭ ﻭﻋﺼﺎﺑﺎﺕ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﺳﺄﻟﻚ ﻭﻳﻦ ﻗﻮﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﻋﻠﻰ MBC ﺍﻛﺸﻦ .6 ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺎﻓﻲ ﻭﻗﻮﻝ ﻓﻲ ﺣﺮﻳﻖ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺳﺄﻟﻚ ﻭﻳﻦ ﻗﺰﻝ ﺣﺮﻳﻖ ﺑﻘﻠﺒﻲ ﺷﺒﻪ ﻇﻤﺎ ﺷﻮﻓﻪ ﻭﻟﻊ ﺑﻪ ﺍﺷﻮﺍﻗﻲ ﻭﺍﻟﺮﻭﺡ ﻋﻴﺖ ﺗﻌﻮﻓﻪ . .7 ﺍﺫﺍ ﺷﻔﺖ ﺍﻣﻚ ﻣﻨﺪﻣﺠﺔ ﻉ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﺗﺲ ﺍﺏ ﻃﻔﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺩﻡ ﻭﻗﻮﻟﻠﻬﺎ ﻣﺎﺣﺪﺍ ﺧﺮﺑﻜﻢ ﺍﻻ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺑﺎﻳﻼﺕ 24 ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ .8 ﻓﻜﻲ ﺍﻻﻭﺭﻳﻮ ﻭﺣﻄﻲ ﺩﺍﺧﻠﻬﺎ ﻣﻌﺠﻮﻥ ﺍﺳﻨﺎﻥ ﻭﻭﺯﻋﻴﻬﺎ ﻉ ﺑﻴﺘﻜﻢ ﻛﻠﻪ ﻭﻭﻋﺪ ﺍﺯﻭﺭﻙ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ
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