- A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector : What is her height? Husband : I never checked. Inspector : Slim or healthy? Husband : Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : Colour of eyes? O.o Husband : Never noticed. Inspector : Colour of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Inspector : What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector : Was she driving? Husband : Yes. Inspector : Tell me the number, name & colour of the car? Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ... and then the husband started crying ... :: Inspector : :-D Dont worry sir ... We will find your car... LOL :-P
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 20:07:19 +0000
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