#NELSEN: Hello kim Nana, I understand you wanna relocate to Nigeria after your studies in KOREA? Nana: Yes. I like Nigeria. I like the people. You love fun. You have energy. I like to be among people like that. Nelsen : Good. So which part of Nigeria do you want to come to? Nana: Thats why I contacted you. I need your counsel. Where do you advise I should go to? Nelsen: Well, Id say you should not come to Kano, Boko Haram is a clear and present danger there. Do not go to Port Harcourt, you might get kidnapped there. Lagos is tough d hurly burly may not sit well with you plus the danger of Armed robbery. In Kaduna, the Sharia policy may curtail your social life. Dont go to Abuja as well. U might just get blasted by a Bomb at the Motor station. Nana: Haaa....Where do I now go to? Nelsen: Well, #come_to_Ibadan. It is the largest City in Africa. It is peaceful and quiet. You could live long here - Our #King is 100 years old. Our #govno_ajumobi is tryin, we have burst, You will be free from most of the hassles of other cities. Nana: Ibadan? Nelsen: Yes, Ibadan. Nana: But what of Soka? Nelsen: (EOD) Dats just an accident.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 20:47:21 +0000
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