1) You buy your girlfriend ice cream, you dey sip pure water abi you get diabeties? 2) You claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy, yet you dey receive different calls for him presence my sister... You be customer care agent? 3) You buy your girlfriend suya you come dey chop onion.... oh boy you be vegetarian? 4) You snap different pix with different cars yet you claim say u no be runs girl.... My sister you be mechanic? 4) You dey sponsor your girlfriend for university yet you never write jamb.... My brother you be scholarship board? 5) You ask a girl what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry, what do you expect her to say, wisdom and understanding abi? 6) Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of N150,000, were she wan fix am? On top of that coconut head? 7) You have 8 tribal marks scattered all over ur body, yet you still want a tattoo.... Ah my friend you be zebra? You are 6.5ft tall , you still come wear 6 inches high heel shoe... shey you wan go moon? 9) You gather different girls pix for your phone yet you expect your girlfriend to believe you are not cheating.... Uncle you be photographer? 10) He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 yrs, he never marry you, my dear you be lord of the rings?
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 10:15:03 +0000
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