10 Reasons Why the U.S. has Russia Shaking in their Ushankas 1) Last week, right before Crimea was set to vote on seceding from Ukraine, President Obama proved he was taking this crisis seriously by meeting with former boy band member Lance Bass of NSYNC to discuss how to further propagandize Obamacare. 2) While Putin was busy conquering a major Ukrainian city, President Obama was conquering a golf course during his third vacation in three months. 3) President Obama went shopping at the Gap last week. He needs to look his best if Putin is going to take him seriously. 4) Obama gave a hilarious interview with star of the hit movie, The Hangover, Zach Galifianakis. This must be why the Deputy PM of Russia was laughing at our President. Were winning them over with humor. Great job, Mr. President. 5) While Russias military is strategizing its intervention in Ukraine, the U.S. DOD will be analyzing whether or not to allow Transgender individuals to serve openly in our armed forces. 6) Were sending the First Ladys mother to China for Grandma Diplomacy in an effort to build bridges with the Chinese people. I wonder which family member Obama will send to Russia; perhaps his half brother from Kenya? You know...the one who lives in a hut. We can call it Impoverished Half-Brother Diplomacy. 7) One U.S. military base in Japan recently held a drag show. Guys, you are looking fierce! Keep it up. 8) Weve announced to the world that were downsizing our Army to pre-WWII levels. This must be what Obama was talking about when he said we would have the most transparent administration in history. Making our enemies aware of our dwindling military capabilities is certainly one way to show Russia who is boss. 9) In the midst of the Ukrainian crisis, President Obama also made time to discuss his mom jeans with Ryan Seacrest, proving he knows just how to prioritize. 10) Just when you thought President Obama couldnt get any busier this month, hes managed to fill out his March Madness bracket in the nick of time.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 12:24:32 +0000
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