31 Things That Have Happened Since Arsenal Last Won A Trophy 1.Messi turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballon dOrs. 2.Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool. 3.Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79. Members of that 2005 have won 53 trophies elsewhere. 4.Chelsea have had 9 different managers. Lol 5.Technology skipped a generation. 6.Lionel Messi has scored 269 goals.. 7.Wenger has earned over £56m in wages. 8.Torres has gone from being a world class player to a shite player. 9.29 English teams have won domestic trophies . 10.England national team have been exactly the same 11.Juventus and Man City have been relegated, promoted and won the league. 12.Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and won 15 trophies. 13.Arsenal have spent£227.500.00 on new players. 14.Birmingham City have been relegated three times, promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated. 15.The planet Mercury has orbited the sun 32 times. #390 people have been caught masturbating in the street on Google Street View. 16.Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams. 17.Twitter has been created and gained over 500 million users. 18.Man City have spent about £930 Million pounds on players. 19.Every English club across every English league has changed manager. 20.Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2. 21.Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including WorldCup. 22.Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32 games... Oh and hes won 5 trophies. 23.Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got married & had 2 kids.. and hes won 6 trophies. 24.Zambia won the AFCON. 25.Chelsea and Bayern signed 177 midfielders. 26.The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calm down Barcelona fans, I wasnt referring to the epic UCL rape :P] 27.There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... dafuq? 28.Chuck Norris has personally taken down 1,122 international terrorists. 29.Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5 times.. [incredible, this coming from Robben :D] 30.Wayne Rooney has grown hair, lost it, purchased a hair transplant and then lost it again 31.Paul Scholes has won three Premier League titles, retired, come back won another title and retired again I really hope Arsenal win a trophy this season, i really do.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Feb 2014 11:31:29 +0000
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