A Dad tells his Son theres 3 kinds of boobs - In her 20s they’re like melons, round and firm. After 40, theyre like pears, nice but hanging. After 60, like onions. You see them, they make you cry. The Mom tells her son theres 3 kinds of penises - In his 20s, its like an oak tree mighty and hard. After 40, like a birch, flexible but reliable. After 60, it’s like a Xmas Tree - the roots dead and the balls are just for decoration.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 19:13:31 +0000
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