A Hunters story; A guy was hunting this fall in the Mountains, when he got himself a big bull moose. as luck would have it, a blizzard was coming in and it was too high up, and getting dark soon, so the guy decided to wait the storm out. As the blizzard came, he decided it would make sense to utilize the gutted out Moose for shelter, keep the wet/wind off of him. Again, as his luck would have it, the next morning the moose carcass had frozen shut, and he was unable to get out of it, being pinned like a mummy. Search and Rescue was sent out as soon as the storm blew over, and people started looking in the area he had gone. The hunter, in the meantime, started thinking back on his life, and all the things he had done, preparing himself for the here after, when he got to that time in his life that he remembered he voted for Obama, not once , but TWICE, needless to say, he felt so small he as able to crawl out the A$$ end of the moose, and was standing there tagging it when S&R found him.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 19:03:15 +0000