A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, Very quick! The lawyert explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: An acre and half, and a nice 3 bedroom house. LAWYER: No, I mean what is the foundation of the case? POLE: It is made of concrete, bricks & mortar. LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge? POLE: No, we have a carport and don’t need a grudge. LAWYER: I mean, what are your relations like? POLE: All my relations live in Poland. LAWYER: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? POLE: Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: No, I’m always up before her. LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me! LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It say Polish Remover.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 15:59:42 +0000
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