**A SHITTY STORY** I had a pit bull named Bonnie that would eat - TopicsExpress



          

**A SHITTY STORY** I had a pit bull named Bonnie that would eat everything: From lemon pies to baby birds to porcelin, she had no discrimination where taste came to play. Well it just so happened that my son had aquired a niffty present from grandma. That present was a container with 3 sections. Each section contained 1lb of play doh: neon green, bright blue and electric yellow. A 4yr olds dream! But Bonnie being Bonnie decided that the plastic container was too tempting to not eat. So she ate it. And the 3lbs of play doh. I spent 3 days outsid watching her poop and giving her baby laxatives. You know what? I never did get to see any colorful turds! We even made bets on what the first color was going to be. Twas a shame! *wife*
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 19:39:04 +0000

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