A Teacher was teaching her primary 2 class about the government. For homework she told her pupils to ask their parents what the government is. When Akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, Look at it this way: Im the president, your mom is the Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future. I still dont get it responded the Akpos. Why dont you sleep on it then? Maybe youll understand it better, said his dad. Okay then...goodnight dad Akpos said and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Akpos was awakened by his baby brother who was crying. He went to his baby brothers crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Akpos went to his parents room to get help. When he got to his parents bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasnt there. So he went to the maids room. When he looked through the maids room keyhole, he saw his dad making love with the maid. Akpos was surprised, but then he realised something and thinks aloud; OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit! One word for Akpos.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 05:12:18 +0000