A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, Is this a union house? No, she replied, Im sorry it isnt. Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The house gets $80 and the girls get $20, she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules. The man asked, And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The girls get $80 and the house gets $20. Thats more like it! the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. Id like her, he said. Im sure you would, sir, said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, but Maxine here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, shes next!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 12:02:15 +0000
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