😀 A frustrated husband in front of his laptop : Dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting 😀 A married man say prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away. U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you...... 😀 A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for? Husband answers Because hes thinking of getting married 😀 Husband : I found Aladins lamp today. Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife : oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero. 😀 A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, the food looks delicious, lets eat. Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: thats at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 😀 Best Slogan on a MANs T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:49:40 +0000
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